I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
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