Taylor Swift is so right about you.
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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