help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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