Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
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