Your face is a jimmy john
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
He sent me a snapchat of himself growing a double chin. I think we're past the stage where there's any risk of us sleeping together. Ever.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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