But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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