i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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