What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
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