some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
apparently the officer said last night, "son, why don't you do yourself a favor and spread your legs so you don't keep vomiting on them". why can't I remember those nights?!
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
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