Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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