I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
How do I recover from singing "your body is a wonderland" on his voicemail?
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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