I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
Things I find upon waking: a gay man, a straight girl both clad in web bathing suits, a full bathtub, an empyt bottle of jamesons at the bottom and a scuba mask
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
The problem with adderall is that no matter what I'm doing, I feel like it was the most productive thing I've EVER done.
Did you alphabetize our spice cupboard again?
...You'll thank me later.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
