That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
Randomize
