so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
The beers last night were like the tears from god
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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