Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
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