If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
GUESS WHAT I JUST LICKED
I feel like half our conversations start this way.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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