after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
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