Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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