I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
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