Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
Threesome in a minivan. New low
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
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