We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
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