This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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