if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
I just heard myself say the sentence "I'm gonna go to the bank then take a nap". 8 year old me just slapped my present self through the space-time continuum for being an old fuck.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
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