If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
We need to rekindle our bromance
you were so drunk when the pizza guy got there you told him that you didn't have any money and would trade him the pizza for 3 Porno movies and he totally did it. I may never have to pay for pizza again
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
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