Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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