this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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