Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
Your penis caused this!
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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