it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
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