Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
i haven't been laid since the bush administration. it's frustrating.
Some advice for success: 1) Go ugly early, it saves you time and money; 2) If you can't pork a princess, pound a pig for practice; and 3) Beauty is only a light switch away.
ur like the dr phil of bizarro world.
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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