College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
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