She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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