I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
I hereby state that I am over the age of 18. If I am not of age to purchase or consume alcohol products, I hereby acknowledge that I have not received any alcohol products from said party host. Also, in the event of injury or death, said party host is not to be held accountable. Please reply with your full name and today's date for your e-signature". *note: no text, no entry.*
Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
Randomize
