Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
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