Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
I made out with a fat chick last night in a hot tub... btw I am breaking up with you
I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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