I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
You passed out across the stairs with your feet and arms through the railings so you "wouldn't fall down when you blacked out and no one could get the pizza past you without waking you up". \n\nYou're the smartest drunk I know.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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