What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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