My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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