I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
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