Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
Will you please bring your dog over today? Apparently I was drunkenly cooking last night. There's food everywhere. I'm too hungover to clean.
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
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