How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
Turns out that my surprise "happy birthday" drop-in for my dad turned into a "my parents like afternoon sex a lot" realization.
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
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