Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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