that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
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