with your own penis?
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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