I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
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