you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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