But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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