Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
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