We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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