she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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