i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
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