Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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