Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
i can't believe i had my finger in that
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
it's not cheating when I paid for it
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
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