Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Randomize
